I like spam

I think I'm the only person I know who appreciates getting spam. I might be the only person who actually reads it. But to me it has a certain wit and wisdom. I give you, spam haiku:

You'll call it Peter the Great
we have everything
to make your love more pash'nat

Step by step to her chair if
you will bring me my
ball back and utility

But you used to be so witty!

Recently, one of my old friends said in response to me being a lawyer, "I can't believe you're a lawyer. You were always so fun and witty."

So I decided I should start a blog. Maybe I can still be fun and witty. I'm pretty sure I can.